BLACKADDER = BA
BALDRICK = B
PERCY = P
SCENE 1 (Home of Edmund Blackadder)
BA: Right Baldrick, let's try again shall we? This is called adding. If I
have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have?
B: Some beans.
BA: Yes...and no. Let's try again shall we? I have two beans, then I add two
more beans. What does that make?
B: A very small casserole.
BA: Baldrick, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered this. Now try
again. One, two, three, four. So how many are there?
B: And that one.
BA: Three and that one. So if I add that one to the three what will I have?
B: Oh! Some beans.
BA: Yes. To you Baldrick, the renaissance was just something that happened
to other people wasn't it?
Enter P wearing an enormous rough.
P: Edmund, Edmund, come quickly the queen wants to see you.
P: I said "Edmund, Edmund, come quickly the queen wants to see-"
BA: Please let me finish. What, are you wearing round your neck?
P: Ah! It's my new rough!
BA: You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate!
P: It's the latest fashion actually and as a matter of fact it makes me
look rather sexy!
BA: To another plate swallowing bird perhaps. If it was blind and hadn't
had it in months.
P: I think you may be wrong.
BA: You're a sad laughable figure aren't you Percy? What do you think of
Percy's rough Baldrick?
B: Some beans and some beans is four beans.
BA: No, no. We've moved on from advanced mathematics, we're onto elementary
dressmaking. What do you think of Percy's rough?
B: I think he looks like a bird who's swallowed a plate my Lord.
BA: No that's what I think, that's what I think! What do you think?
Try to have a thought of your own, Baldrick, thinking is so
important. What do you think?
B: I think thinking is so important my Lord.
BA: I give up! I'm off to see the queen.
P: Oh shall I come too my Lord?
BA: No, best not, people might think we're friends. You stay here with
Baldrick.Bird neck and bird brain should get on like a house on fire!
Listening to: Thomas Newman
Reading: Holy Bible
Watching: Some Beans
Eating: pizza, day by day pizza
Drinking: water based drikns like water for example