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Current Residence: Wrocław, Poland
Favourite genre of music: depends on mood
Operating System: Ubuntu/Vista
MP3 player of choice: Amarok, foobar2000
Shell of choice: Gnome
Wallpaper of choice: 1280x800;)
Skin of choice: my own
Favourite cartoon character: Piglet
Personal Quote: Ps 110!
The Characters
BALDRICK      =  B
PERCY         =  P

SCENE 1  (Home of Edmund Blackadder)
BA:     Right Baldrick, let's try again shall we? This is called adding. If I
have two beans, and then I add two more beans, what do I have?
B:      Some beans.
BA:     Yes...and no. Let's try again shall we? I have two beans, then I add two
more beans. What does that make?
B:      A very small casserole.
BA:     Baldrick, the ape creatures of the Indus have mastered this. Now try
again. One, two, three, four. So how many are there?
B:      Three
BA:     What?
B:      And that one.
BA:     Three and that one. So if I add that one to the three what will I have?
B:      Oh! Some beans.
BA:     Yes. To you Baldrick, the renaissance was just something that happened
to other people wasn't it?
Enter P wearing an enormous rough.
P:      Edmund, Edmund, come quickly the queen wants to see you.
BA:     What-
P:      I said "Edmund, Edmund, come quickly the queen wants to see-"
BA:     Please let me finish. What, are you wearing round your neck?
P:      Ah! It's my new rough!
BA:     You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate!
P:      It's the latest fashion actually and as a matter of fact it makes me
look rather sexy!
BA:     To another plate swallowing bird perhaps. If it was blind and hadn't
had it in months.
P:      I think you may be wrong.
BA:     You're a sad laughable figure aren't you Percy? What do you think of
Percy's rough Baldrick?
B:      Four.
BA:     What?
B:      Some beans and some beans is four beans.
BA:     No, no. We've moved on from advanced mathematics, we're onto elementary
dressmaking. What do you think of Percy's rough?
B:      I think he looks like a bird who's swallowed a plate my Lord.
BA:     No that's what I think, that's what I think! What do you think?
Try to have a thought of your own, Baldrick, thinking is so
important. What do you think?
B:      I think thinking is so important my Lord.
BA:     I give up! I'm off to see the queen.
P:      Oh shall I come too my Lord?
BA:     No, best not, people might think we're friends. You stay here with
Baldrick.Bird neck and bird brain should get on like a house on fire!
  • Listening to: Thomas Newman
  • Reading: Holy Bible
  • Watching: Some Beans
  • Eating: pizza, day by day pizza
  • Drinking: water based drikns like water for example

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Anazakel Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011
Hey! How are you? ;) (I'm the one from [link])
hef Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011
Hello! Thanks, I am fine, how are you? I remember you very well. I wonder about our series from time to time. I have moved to another city, and now I look for a job, so my attention is focused on something a little different than art. But I try to work with my photo camera and tablet from time to time. I hope to work out some new concepts concerning our idea soon. How about yours works?
Anazakel Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012
same here. I'm working at the moment so art kind of moved on the background... kind of sad. But I want to get it back. Hope you're allright. ;)
hef Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
I'm fine, thanks. Actually I do not have enough time for painting, even for turning on my computer after work. Now I really know what does "busy" really mean. Hope this will change in the future. I remember our plan, it is still in my head, it is just deeper than before;) Wish you have more time than me, see you next time, pal:)
INTOtheRFD Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011  Professional Photographer
Thanks for the watch, the support means alot!
hef Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011
Aww, when I saw your photos, I thought it's pretty amazing to live in such a place, where sky can looks like this! Oh, you know, one of my favorite movie is good old "Twister", if you remember it was about storm chasers. Something beautiful! I wish to be in US someday, and have opportunity to see the great plains and the great skies!
INTOtheRFD Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2011  Professional Photographer
Thanks again!
KaraDeZ Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the comments on my work :)
ittybittynidhi Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
hiya! thanks for the fave!
hef Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2011
hey, thanks for brilliant piece of art:)
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